5 Best Alien Theories

Aliens are all the craze these days. Thanks to History Channel for that. We all have a love-hate kinda relationship with aliens. And while India TV's got all the real secret footage and the American government hides all those spaceships in area51, we decided to bring you 5 best alien-esque theories we've come across. 

Not to say we will do better than this guy though ( cuz he's got all the special connections or maybe just take a closer look into his eyes..thinking what I am?) :

iorgio A. Tsoukalos, Alien reports department, History channel


1. They came to earth long back!


mayans meet aliens
"HOLY.........!!!"
It's possible that our hunter gatherer ancestors saw some real alien shit but didn't make notes, why? Because they couldn't! Language is just 60,000 years old for humans. So pretty possible those dudes ran into Boris while on their routine bore hunting.


2. They are centuries ahead of us and WATCHING!


aliens watching us


Look at the image below. Our world has changed this much in the last 200 years only! 

manhattan 1609 and in 2009


For most of our existence on this planet we could only speak to the person standing next to you and today we can't digest our food all right without sharing the pics with our 2000 followers on Instagram.

Imagine a civilization 200, 600, 1000, 1Million or a Billion years ahead of us. With their level of technology I'm sure they are watching our every move. I would.

3. A super civilization kills all others to maintain the status quo.


Aliens attack earth
toast!
This would suck for us. But only a bit. I'm sure they'll make it quick.

To explain further this is just a branch extending from the previous one. They are all powerful already why let anyone else in?

4. They are all around and even contacting us but our tech is just — ancient!


alien tech and human tech difference
get the point?


And we wonder why we don't receive any signals!

Michio Kaku sums it up:
Lets say we have an ant hill in the middle of the forest. And right next to the ant hill, they’re building a ten-lane super-highway. And the question is “Would the ants be able to understand what a ten-lane super-highway is? Would the ants be able to understand the technology and the intentions of the beings building the highway next to them?

Enough said.

5.Our own existence is nothing but a computer program.


our life is a computer simulation
the bright side...now we all have someone to blame!
So everything I do, you do, anyone else does or is ever going to do or has done before is all controlled by the super-geek world developer out there. 

Let's all bow down and say a big THANK YOU to our GOD programmer.

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