Aliens are all the craze these days. Thanks to History Channel for that. We all have a love-hate kinda relationship with aliens. And while India TV's got all the real secret footage and the American government hides all those spaceships in area51, we decided to bring you 5 best alien-esque theories we've come across. 

Not to say we will do better than this guy though ( cuz he's got all the special connections or maybe just take a closer look into his eyes..thinking what I am?) :

1. They came to earth long back!

"HOLY.........!!!"

It's possible that our hunter gatherer ancestors saw some real alien shit but didn't make notes, why? Because they couldn't! Language is just 60,000 years old for humans. So pretty possible those dudes ran into Boris while on their routine bore hunting.

2. They are centuries ahead of us and WATCHING!

Look at the image below. Our world has changed this much in the last 200 years only! 



For most of our existence on this planet we could only speak to the person standing next to you and today we can't digest our food all right without sharing the pics with our 2000 followers on Instagram.

Imagine a civilization 200, 600, 1000, 1Million or a Billion years ahead of us. With their level of technology I'm sure they are watching our every move. I would.

3. A super civilization kills all others to maintain the status quo.

toast!

This would suck for us. But only a bit. I'm sure they'll make it quick.

To explain further this is just a branch extending from the previous one. They are all powerful already why let anyone else in?

4. They are all around and even contacting us but our tech is just — ancient!

get the point?

And we wonder why we don't receive any signals!

Michio Kaku sums it up:
Lets say we have an ant hill in the middle of the forest. And right next to the ant hill, they’re building a ten-lane super-highway. And the question is “Would the ants be able to understand what a ten-lane super-highway is? Would the ants be able to understand the technology and the intentions of the beings building the highway next to them?

Enough said.

5.Our own existence is nothing but a computer program.

the bright side...now we all have someone to blame!

So everything I do, you do, anyone else does or is ever going to do or has done before is all controlled by the super-geek world developer out there. 

Let's all bow down and say a big THANK YOU to our GOD programmer.

We all hear stories of people going through hell and blaming the modern lifestyle. Mostly this is pinned on computers. Most jobs today are little more than staring at a computer screen whole day long for hours and all the while sitting on your butt. The consequences are muscle fatigue, knots and unrelenting pain.

But the modern world has solutions too. Thanks to the internet for that. The medical profession has failed miserably in saving us from this with all it's pain killers. Not to blame the field but doctors today are hardly interested in solving your pain but that's for another post.

For now keep these things in mind. 

pain triggers..and they love a hard press!

1. Massage

stop making those noises..

Yes. They're expensive. But avoiding them will cost you more. It's the "saving money on footwear by cutting of you legs" all over again. Constant sitting, typing, whatsapping is creating knots in your muscles especially in the back, shoulder and neck areas and only the trained fingers of a skill masseuse can untie them out. Result? Suppleness, better blood flow, flexibility, less pain, good sleep and reduces the chances of RSI and most important saves you from visiting those who know lease about these pains—orthopedic doctors aka bone specialists, trust them to prescribe medicines worth 2000 bucks on every visit with zero results. Don't trust me then read this guy's story.

Which massage you ask? Look for deep tissue massage.

2. Work Rave

you expect a caption here too?!

This is simple. You lose track of time when stalking the chick from your new acquaintance's friend list who lives in Dubai, but your muscles are just sitting there motion less and bearing all that strain of you typing, chatting, clicking and so on. They like a break as much as anyone else and Work Rave pop's up at intervals to remind you to give it to them. Like I said, simple!

3. Horrible Eye Strain

see the pink fiber like bands? Muscles, and they're tight!

Again. Start by reading the above guy's story and research. Pretty impressive. Turns out all those drops, "cooling glasses", normal glasses and dry eyes your ophthalmologist tells you about is wrong. It's your eye muscles getting all tight and strained like your back, neck, shoulder muscles. There are knots in there too, loose them up with the exercises.

4. Weight Lifting

no! you don't have to go this far.."the pics only for presentational purposes!"

This deserves another post of it's own for so many are the benefits. Probably the best invention after antibiotics, weight lifting will make your life a lot lot better. It gives you a hormonal boost, increases testosterone, builds muscle strength, bone strength and so much more. And no you don't need to spend 2 hours in the gym, just up to 45 mins, try it for a month and you will beg for it to be extended to 2 hours. 

And ladies, don't be fooled by the "it's not for women" or that you'll develop masculine bodies because of it (only if it was easy!). Of course your training program will differ but weight lifting is most definitely for everybody.